Why don't you have a seat right over there?

Where the hell is Burt Reynolds on this list? After Boogie Nights, the guy starred in a couple of made-for-TV Universal Soldier sequels. He basically wasted no time in pissing away whatever good will and prestige he earned from playing Jack Horner. The guy should be at the top of this list.

Take it to the limit!

Was that Woody Harrelson at the 31-second mark?

That's not gonna happen.

Gets fusili sculpture shoved up ass.

Yeah, the movie basically turns into a Christopher Guest mockumentary every time he appears on screen.

The M:I movies are kind of strange, in that I've seen all of them, and I remember enjoying three of them, but I'd be hard pressed to you much about any of them. I don't remember a single thing about the plots, don't really remember anything about the characters other than Cruise and Hoffman, don't even recall much…

Really, the only thing I know about this movie is the scene in Hot Fuzz when Nick Frost, unable to shoot his dad, fires into the air screaming.

Mouthing the words to Endless Love while sitting on a zamboni.

Sitting on a zamboni mouthing the words to "Endless Love."

And you almost never see the journalists struggling to make ends meet either.
That's actually one of the things I liked about Marley & Me. Yeah, the movie is really cutesy and saccharine. All the President's Men, it is not. But it's one of the few movies in recent years to paint a somewhat decent picture of what life…

Well, fuck everybody. Amen.

Fuck everyone.
Amen.

And when they arrested Asaro, he was listening to Harry Nilsson's "Jump Into the Fire."

The best part of that episode was a bit where Tracy Morgan was trashing Chris Gaines to Garth Brooks' face, saying stuff like Gaines smoked the ol' meat cigar and was sweet like bear meat.

They showed Batman & Robin on the other day.

I believe it's "AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY"

Ejects tape into the garbage.

Obligatory Family Guy reference.