Bela Lugosi, Zombie Island. Jonesing for The Black Cat, need a deco fix.

Was that baby Nibbler?

Indeed. My early "adult" movies? Sand Pebbles and Airport. Hey, at least they were in color.
Anyone here have a "film I shouldn't have seen this young" that's in B/W?

Me.

Jethro Tulls first five, maybe more. But I recognize I'm in the minority here.

This religion will have a very sophisticated spell check program.

My first E mail? I wrote a letter and handed it to a guy named E ( no one had a full name yet, there weren't enough people. Babies were named Rac, or something, that's as far as we'd gotten; anyway, E would take the letter were it needed to go.
In the future there will be a semi important religion which worships Weird…

Because headlight eyes don't allow for expressive mouth placement, and require a giant forehead.

I watched Lawrence Of Arabia in a proper format front to back for the first time. Love O'Toole; beautifully shot; LOTS of desert. And some old Futuramas. Had sex, and also Mexican food and someone else mowed the yard. Nearly a perfect weekend.

I think it's wrong to imply that people of all colors can't enjoy boring, pretentious music. Because, if people of all ethnicities don't like the things we don't like, who are we going to feel superior to for liking the the things that we do like?
Oh, wait. My mom.

The BBQ Candwich consists of an egg and one pouch each of ketchup and smoke flavoring.

I am impressed at the large number of people here who know Tom Cruise as a person. Never met the man, myself, but I'm shy around the show folk.

For the record, if you please: The Dick Van Dyke Show was the finest situation comedy that has ever been on television, and one of the best variety shows.
And Laura Petrie was HOT.

I love how you can just summon up Penis.

God, I have a new dream in life: to someday have an AV Club commenter take time out from their hectic life and HATE me for writing a grouchy post. Then you can have me, Oh Mighty Ra; not until that day.

Your opinion is ill considered, and I say good day to you, sir.

I like nice. And pie.

Yes, I know. Gold Diggers. I'm tired.

I forgot one very important thing:

Hold the phone; you can't just let something like that whiz by and pretend that you didn't notice.
Lobsters 1-Congratulations. Many of us will not die today as well, although most will, like you, die someday. Not me, I appear to be immortal; at least, I can never remember a time when I was not here. May you be…