Since you've read the books, maybe you can explain: what's with all the fucking secrecy? The characters have had innumerable opportunities to inform the world at large, but it never happens. You have a vamp chained in a shed…great! Call the NY Times and the Daily News, call the cops, call Homeland Security. Hell,…

Not with canned laughter, but: "Father, I want you and Mother to leave NYC right away. No, I can't sit down and calmly explain what I've seen all over town, but drop everything, grab her and go!! No? Well, I'm outta here…"

ITA. A-? To me, this was the episode that felt the most like a SyFy Original Movie (and not a hilarious one like Sharknado). I think these vampires are scarier the less they're seen, since I lapsed into giggles every time Fat Vampire lurched through the streets of Manhattan.

But why would the Yakinomo Corp. and the Yakuza let Pam do that? They already said that their business plan is NOT to cure any vamps completely. I didn't understand that scene at all…

Supernatural already tried that exact plot (shapeshifters in Chi-Town) for their spinoff "Bloodlines" and it was HORRIBLE.

Well, fucking is Jason's superpower. I always wondered if the writers would ever hint that the tiny percentage of fae blood in his DNA was responsible for his being irresistible to women.

THANK YOU! It drives me fucking crazy that a smart and powerful vampire like Pam is continually reduced to being a cliched damsel-in-distress. Pam shouldn't even *need* Eric to take out the Yakuza — she could snap their whore-loving necks all by herself! If it weren't for Pam and her biting wit I could have quit…

"Ready? Here we go. Pivot. Pivot. PIVOT. PIVATTT!!!"

Well, this *is* the same woman who thought it was better to have a dome fall on a big city than a small town (assuming the dome — minus the egg — would follow her). On behalf of city folk, thanks Pauline!

Was it me, or was Pauline's meeting with Sam the most anticlimactic scene ever? "Hi sis, I escaped the Dome, and I totally forgive you for faking your death and leaving me there. I won't mention how your decision to bail on your family turned your son into a depressed psychopath. Oh, and I'm a murderer. Let's hug…

Not only was going into the pit the dumbest idea ever (and unquestioned by Julia and Rebecca), but I still don't see how Angie could have clawed Sam so deeply. Unless I'm misremembering this, she was at the locker, heard a sound behind her, turned, and the axe came down. When could she have fought back?

Speaking of B&J's undying love, was it wrong that when Julia screamed "NOOOOOOOO…" I broke out in giggles? Yes, I know I'm evil…

I'm sure many have been invited, but in this show the only female celeb is Tamron Hall (the newscaster from MSNBC and the Today Show). She's coming up in a couple of weeks.

My exact words…talk about a shocking loss. My sympathies to his wife and family. It sounds crass, but I wonder if the failure of his recent CBS show may have exacerbated his existing depression. RIP, Robin…

Bigtits, you must have missed the recent ep with Zac Effron. It was so cute…Zac was mancrushing on Bear (he had anime eyes) and then they took their shirts off and jumped in frigid water and rode off shirtless together on an ATV. Twitter just about exploded from a collective lustgasm.

That has been the eternal question on TB. Every hot straight male character on the show instantly wants Sookie, then loves her and will eventually offer to give up his life for her. The rest of us are, to quote Pam, "SO over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!"

Thanks! It was from The Trial of Leslie Knope, on Parks & Rec: “I broke one rule and I will accept a slap on the wrist. But when you
sit back and let your relationship be destroyed, you go down as history as a frozen whore!"

I have to agree with LaToya's excellent review — a D+ is charitable for this show. Absolutely NOTHING makes sense, even after suspension of disbelief:

Dog, I'm surprised you're not up in arms over Kevin's shitty treatment of his new (constantly barking — the poor neighbors) canine. Okay, he brought the dog home while in a fugue state — does that mean he now gets to ignore it? He had to be told to *feed* the poor thing, and I doubt he cares about cleaning up after…

Good point, and just highlights how ridiculous it was that Bill, who was rich to start with and then wrote a best-selling book that earned him lots more, STILL didn't have his own lawyer.