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A Monkey Named Prof. Rootbeer
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Andrea has the head of a man. Mandrea?
T-Dogg and Rachel from Justified should join forces to win the grand prize on the Great Racism.
It was heartwarming when Herschel Squirt gave his watch to the nice Mexican boy.

MY FAHDER—HE LIKED ME!

The plot convolutions this season are rushed and lazy. Much of what happens doesn't stand up to scrutiny. And what is so great about the writers' attempts to trick the audience? It serves no purpose. The money thing was just stupid and had no bearing on the plot. Who was researching Costa Rica? How can the audience be

How does Limehouse know who Quarles is? Boyd shouldn't really know anything about him either.
Which was the most screamingly obvious plot "twist": that Dewey still had kidneys or that Ms. Chatty-Scene-Suspiciously-Long was involved in subterfuge?
What was the point of nurse shooting evil doctor?
How was Dewey not gutted

BLIND ITEM:
Simply Red just had a seizure

no

that hindu on hawaii 50

cousin geri, cuz her pants crinkle when she walks

I just saw my 10 year old neighbor get hit by a car. Whoops!

the chick in this looks like 1) an algae eater 2) a thong shitter

Cynthia Dixon has a mechanical pencil in her ass plus she looks like a alien from close encounters

Fun music. Bad singer. The end.

Legitimate Addictions:
Alcohol
Drugs
Gambling
Food
Having "Eclectic" Taste
Doing a Line of Coke Off of a Hooker's Winning Smile
Leggy Mongoloids
Beef Stroganoff
Hermeneutic Circles
Spin-Kicks
Defecating While Performing a Naked Handstand
Watching "Hoarders"
Arguing About the Definition of Addiction
High-Fiving a Fat Black Lady
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