Hey guys! Did you need me for something?

what?
Lil Wayne is DJacist.
Lil Jon on the other hand knows what side his bread is buttered on.
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHAAA!

Gummi Bears:
They hibernate in your colon!

I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday. Thanks a bunch, Mongo.

Do you like luxury?

I loved that comic strip
I used to read it in the bread line. Those were the good old days.

does this mean they're putting blow on the menu?
I don't think those guys eat much.

Sex and the City: The Drink
Make a sex on the beach then squeeze the bar rag to top off.

L4yer Cake II : The Frosting

Not a firstie attempt. I forgot you can't say first unless you're doing that. Sorry folks.

ouch
First Lewis Black now Dave Attell.

dodged a bacon bullet
Every time I passed this movie at the rental store I thought about grabbing it. Thanks Modell, I owe you a Dr. Pepper.

Sadly, he's pointing at the new music article from yesterday. I should've just let it go but the unexpected backlash was delicious.

Sister/wife? Yee Haw!

I seem to remember a show or comedian making a joke about a stupid movie title like this; "The Occurance" or something. Bad news.

don't have a cow
I picture a writer saying "Hey you rember how Bart used to say 'don't have a cow, man'? Well what if he DID have a cow? Huh?"

would anyone like some pancakes?
Game. Blouses.

that's a shame
She really tied the room together.

Tagline: "Part animal… Part shark… All devil!"
The "part animal" refers to the mustache.