I really thought I'd be reading this headline about Corey Feldman. Oh well, R. Kelly it is

MCU movies have been fun, but seldom un-serious, with maybe the GotG movies as an exception. When She-Hulk is done best, her stories have some satirical elements that might be too zany for the MCU.

Heh, if Daredevil doesn't count, maybe they should give up on trying to have cool lawyering in the MCU…the last season was all about putting the Punisher on trial

Then the whole first act is boring serious stuff though. Maybe I'm just burnt out on origins…

I'd make it cleaner, but that's a good level of wackiness

Casting brings up another problem with making this film…Jen Walters is easy enough, but is She Hulk a CGI creature like he-Hulk? Will that look any good?

You know what I'm talking about — if you had to write the screenplay which direction would you go?
I'd aim for silly. Probably gloss over the origin completely and go straight to her being used to her situation, and steal a lot of plot elements from Dan Slott's run.

I wonder how that would work. She-Hulk started as a copyright necessity and only became a goofy fun property later, which is why her origin story (lady lawyer gets emergency blood transfusion from her cousin the Hulk after getting shot by mobsters) doesn't really mesh with the tone of the She-Hulk stories we like.…

That's what I'm thinking. It's probably equally effective as bending the legs more, but in reality would require more energy. I'm totally guessing, though. Hire me, Google

I wonder if they also incentivized getting to point B with minimal effort. All that arm-waving seems inefficient

I'm glad it's not just me. I don't think I saw it when I came out, but probably rented it in my mid-late twenties. I was a fan of Scrubs, which might have also contributed to my disappointment

can it somehow be Matt Smith again

The internet is simultaneously the most impactful innovation of my lifetime, and largely populated by people with names like "wetbutt23"

god dammit

You're the worst kind of person, and I'm officially blocking you. Goodbye forever, please grow the fuck up and change everything about yourself before attempting to re-enter society

I'm assuming I had aged out. I just thought it was boring and pretentious

you guys aren't going to trick me into googling gross acronyms

All right, idiot, let me spell it out for you.
I don't know what the age of consent was in New York when Woody Allen was 19 and he proposed to a 16-year-old, but I do know that today it's legal — that is, it's not statuatory rape — for a 16-year-old to have sex with a partner as old as 20.
That took me approximately 2…

You're talking about two teenagers, in a long-term relationship that eventually led to marriage. This isn't a case of a predator creeping on lots of high school girls. I'm not sure how I can explain this to you if you're absolutely not willing to understand it, but there's nothing creepy or even unusual about…

So, sixteen year olds are children full stop, and the entire world is in two shades, black or white. Got it.