wish I could upvote you twice, because you said two things that are damn right

no cultural relevance (aka this formula is dumb)

Cultural Relevance does not a good bad movie make. That's how you wind up with a list that excludes Deathstalker II

Where were you when i neede you a year ago

I think we can all agree that these movies are trying to trade off the enduring popularity of 12:01, a TV-movie starring Jonathan Silverman and Helen Slater

well now you're just besmirching the good name of Anne Boleyn! She's not here to defend herself ya know!

Nitpicky historical record correction: Henry VIII was not sterile, as Elizabeth I would gladly inform you were she still with us. Henry had Elizabeth's mother, Anne Boleyn, beheaded because she failed to produce a male heir — which is certainly still thematically appropriate.

I think that was basically the second act of Iron Man 2

well played

wrong overweight African-American icon

I get this reference!

I disagree! If that were true, then only the perpetrator is culpable. In this case we have, at the very least, a crew and producers who watched it happen. It's not a stretch of the imagination to suggest that those producers also set the stage for it, by plying her with liquor or egging him on. They created and…

I think these people sign up to be on reality shows because they want fame, and when a producer tells them they should drink a little more, or maybe go somewhere alone with somebody because that'll get them more camera time, they do it. That's essentially The Bachelor's business model. It's practically inevitable that…

This is just the first one we've heard about. This is a whole system that involves getting young people together and coercing them to drink too much so they'll do stupid things.

I will look into this

because 20 years ago I was 17 and had an amazing metabolism
don't need no stinkin' article

"I can't answer that question, because as we know the President owns a time machine, and may choose to travel back in time to before now, to claim executive privelege"

I suspect this might be not entirely accurate. We saw Ilana angrily say "Trump" in the trailer, before resolving to masturbate again. That joke probably won't land if his name is bleeped out.

He was amazing in Sixth Sense, but his performance didn't save any of the drivel he did after, like Pay It Forward. Phantom Menace was drivel, so no, still not watchable. Better, but still basically Batman & Robin-level bad.

yeah, but that kid was really bad