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Well, the episodes are about a half hour each, but the real blocker is that YouTube would definitely take it all down for copyright infringement. Is there like a less legitimate YouTube that people use for this kind of thing?

Well, almost. Carnage predates attempts to make Venom an anti-hero, and was probably more a result of the fact that comics fans were buying Venom appearances by the truckload. (Carnage first appears in ASM 361; Spidey and Venom agreed to leave each other alone in ASM 375, and the first Venom mini premiered shortly

I'm surprised that's even a controversial statement.

Venom is a terrible idea for a movie. His backstory is so convoluted that it doesn't even make sense in the comics, and he really is just Evil Spidey after all, so…why?

Just for the sake of argument, keep a stopwatch near you and clock exactly how many seconds of this movie are just exterior shots of an airplane. People always claim this movie is hilarious, and I think it must be because they think airplanes are silly

People loved it in the theater, because the 3D technology was both very fresh (and way better than 3D tech of the past) and used really well, and really all it was, was a technology showcase. Cameron started with the 3D concept and worked from there. It's spectacular on a big screen and with 3D, but at home most

or, that that movie is way, way too slow, like ridiculously slow

It's not a bad question, because we inevitably have to also weigh the fact that one is a cult co-leader and the other is a racist misogynist lunatic. But having re-watched Tropic Thunder last night, I have to give it to Tom, who continues to be pretty effective in a variety of roles, and apparently has a sense of

I think I'd know by now if I had that power

Maybe it'll make its way to the youtubes

Aww :(
There's someone for everyone, really. But I'm sure you realize that its you whose opinion of yourself you need to work on

Even if it's important to you, it's still not a good first date choice, because it gives you less opportunities to communicate with and learn about your date, which should be your top priority. It's a shared experience, but a nonverbal one where you're both paying attention to something other than each other.

Oh, and the producers just happened to have a photo of Vincent Schiavelli to put on screen? That's some good foresight, this definitely wasn't staged

Around 20 minutes before the ending, it occurred to me that the movie could only possibly end with the cops shooting him. I'm sure Jordan Peele is aware of the ending of Night of the Living Dead, so how could he not pay homage…

This is true

Eh, I don't think that's fair to Black Panther. Priest's run was pretty solid for the time, and well-regarded. "Panther's Rage" in Jungle Action may not have been the longest run of all time, and it didn't sell great, but I'd argue it was the very best thing Marvel published that decade.

I know exactly what's going to happen:
Eventually, the Marvel Studios movies will fall out of fashion. They'll make less and less money, become less and less frequent, and just peter out. A few years after that, the comics division will step up their game and once again start producing content for comics readers rather

that's one of those things you order off the dark web, right?

Prince's second and fourteenth albums were self-titled

Gather round, children. I want to tell you about a time when albums actually mattered. Back then, the artists themselves named the albums, and the name was somehow thematically related to the content, almost as if what they were making was a coherent work of art…