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If I were harvesting parts from people to make myself more perfect, I'd take that guy's voice.

It's fun to play Spot the Veronica Mars Actor while you watch the series. You got Veronica twice, Keith in the pilot, Dick Casablancas and Vinnie the shady P.I. in the main cast, that one guy who's their lawyer friend, both Logan and Meg in the episode this article is about, and none other than Steve Guttenberg as

wasn't it 'they make you wear a star'?
also: "This is my struggle!" awesome

I totally forgot about that! Time to rewatch the entire series AGAIN

There is no Cronenberg Rick and Morty in Cronenberg world, remember — those are the Rick and Morty we've been following the whole series. That was just background character meat.

I'd put money against this happening

I feel like he's a half-note too low on the ends of the 'find it kind of funny' bridge lines.

What have I done? I can't read this! 'That gum you like is coming back in style'? I got up last night, I wrote this down, I thought I had this great bit.

not much we can do with Jean Grey, I guess

What what? In the butt?

"I haven't seen this much flaming since my last birthday party, ha, ha, aiiiEEEEE!!!!"

I read Remember the Time, which was MJ's last days from his bodyguards' perspectives. That was actually a really fun read.

It really was basically Fan Service: The Movie. Cameos from every original Ghostbuster (including a cast of Harold Ramis's head) plus Sigourney Weaver…that's not one, but five distracting cameos. The main cast was fine, but I don't think the people who thought that was a good idea should keep making these movies.

You should check out their DVDs if you haven't already. There's a bunch of them and they're all pretty fun.

I think of David Bowie as the ultimate outlier, but I'm a huge Prince fan and he definitely qualifies

My theory: all the best and most relevent art is made by very young people, because they're not yet jaded enough to believe they can't make a difference, and they have the energy required to be original. This is why the vast majority of great artists start strong and slowly decline.

I'd be willing to settle for a new season of Michael and Michael Have Issues

Off-hand remarks made on a podcast? That doesn't seem likely…