Michael Jackson had a skin condition called vitiligo; bleaching his skin was, ironically, an attempt to look more normal — NOT an attempt to stop being black.

Hey, is this joke about organized crime, a specific pizza chain, and Macaulay Caulkin's music about pizza? Please limit your jokes to being about two things

My read of Fire Walk with Me was that Cooper, having entered the Black Lodge, now exists there both forward and backwards in time, and can't possibly escape. So if that's really Cooper, I'm going to have to reassess everything

Only by reminding me that there's yet another Zelda game I'm going to miss out on. :(

Fun fact: in An Evening with Kevin Smith, Kevin Smith told disparaging stories about two different people that hooked up with Kim Basinger during Batman

Yeah, to be clear I was empathizing with not getting to ever play that Zelda game

Only since December, it seems, via a service called PlayStation Now which I have only just learned exists.

I do have the same feeling about Zelda.
I gather the first Red Dead took a lot longer to get to PC than people had hoped, but maybe this time will be better.

Oof, I've done a really good job of not buying a console this gen, but Red Dead Redemption 2…

If our curse involves us going to the playoffs every year, that ain't so bad!

Prince might be even harder to cast than MJ. Not only does your actor have to be an amazing dancer, he also has to be unusually short while still being credibly sexy and charismatic enough to get in bed with every woman he meets.

I'll go ahead and do us both a favor by blocking you.

In a comedy, Keegan-Michael Key.

You're upvoting your own posts.

That's a really good answer.

If AVClub commenters are any kind of representative sample of the collective pop culture consciousness, I think it's very telling that nobody's first thought was Avatar

that is not the way anyone should be remembered

Yet more questions raised….did Boom steal that guy's wife or something? Probably using knowledge from the future?

Yeah, people who engage in logical fallacies are usually argument-winners, that TOTALLY makes sense.

I gave you a very specific, well-reasoned answer, and you didn't have the emotional intelligence to process it.