I was really holding out hope for Egg Fu

It's pretty clear what happened here…when you're negotiating these salaries, it's customary to look at comparable examples to find the industry standard. Portman's and Kutcher's salaries were perfectly in line with what Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake were making that year for Friends with Benefits, which was the…

I recently got super high and watched Monkeybone, and I feel it is due for a critical reevaluation

Just if you told me that I'd still be considered progressive at the age of 36, that would be depressing enough

heavy

mine died on Valentine's Day last year, I feel for ya. Got me a shiny new one though, and it feels good. He's destroying everything on my desk as I type

My understanding is that even my beefy desktop would have trouble emulating anything from that generation and beyond. At least SoulCalibur is available for purchase on modern consoles, but I'm pining for the games that'll never get that kind of re-exposure due to their IPs

I've occasionally thought about exploring Dreamcast emulation so I can play me some Power Stone, but yeah, it sounds like stuff from then-onward is hard to get working. I'd also like to revisit some PS2 games I loved (that Hulk one) or missed (Shadow of the Colossus) but it sounds like that's really spotty

Ah, this I did not know. I prefer the bluetooth controllers though. Also, there's a lot of fun custom cases out there. If you're comfortable enough with computers to follow some directions on a wiki, I'd recommend the DIY route

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There seems to be so much crossover between those consoles, the only Sega-exclusive games I really play are Comix Zone and Spider-Man vs Kingpin.
As for my kid, I've really only exposed him to NES. One step at a time

I'll tailor my answer towards total noobery; you probably already know some of this stuff:
The actual piece of hardware, the Raspberry Pi, doesn't have any software on it, and is a fun toy for hobbyists.
You have to load the software, RetroPie, yourself; it contains a lot of emulators. (I think there may be additional…

Seriously. It's cheaper, the parts are easy to find, and if you're so inclined you can fit every NES game ever made on there…plus every SNES game, and every Genesis game, and every Atari game…

In a way, all of our reality is a porno for God

"Just the Way You Are" is clearly the greatest Billy Joel song. That's, I mean, come on, we all know this.

Wait, so there's a porn acting job where I could just watch other people have sex, and feel sad and humiliated? …I could have been a porn star all this time?!

The only way people could think "greed is good" is the message of Wall Street is if they never actually saw the movie. I mean, the protagonist gets arrested in the end…

It's the original, pre-MPAA cut, which was deemed an X for violence and subsequently pared down. The two biggest changes are the ED-209 boardroom scene, which is much longer and bloodier, almost to comedic effect; and the scene where Murphy is killed, which is a lot more disturbing, especially in regards to Murphy's…

Clarence Boddicker was really more of a private contractor

Well sure, you know, it's like…she's a zombie, she's got no choice!