Titling it Occupy Avengers is perfectly in keeping with Marvel's long and storied tradition of being about five years late to any given trend

RoboCop had an excellent "Can You Fly Bobby" moment

hah, let's not pretend like there was a time when you weren't

I hope when I die people don't dig up old videos of me try-n-rapping

is this, like, a gimmick account where you take everything way too seriously and just drain all the humor and fun out of every conversation you have?

and here I thought it was all the hit songs

"they hire creeps and don't pay them enough" is the new "the food's terrible and the portions are too small"

i'm seeing double etc etc

mad lads

(I didn't have a kid at the time, saw it in a free preview screening where the film broke and we didn't bother to stick around for the last act)

Yes, but does it have the Aflac duck?

Slater says something about Freddy Kreuger, and then they see that their friends are somehow trapped in the television and able to talk to them. I'd be pretty sure I was in a Nightmare on Elm Street movie at that point

Really the main thing I liked about the games was exploring these ancient or Medieval cities. I only did the assassinating to open up new areas to explore..

That headline made a lot of promises it couldn't deliver

"I hate Americans." Marry me, Ariana

I learned much today.

well then you should definitely read the comments on that article

Sure, him and the rest of America too. But it's hard to deny that the origami unicorn and the voiceover ("but then again…who does") indicate that Ford was meant to be a replicant

I'm a Risk apologist, so I guess I'm easier to please

Oh, it's on Showtime, isn't it