No, he certainly doesn't have to be an American. I think the accent was a mistake.

It's "astral," not "astro," dad.

I'm pretty sure my wife would leave me for Thor if she got the chance. But you gotta do the smart thing…you gotta marry a woman who isn't likely to encounter gorgeous Hollywood stars.

No Cat Stevens!!!!

I feel like the clown would be less scary if it started punning on bad movies. The classics knew what they were doing: your horror host really should be some sort of ghoul. RIP Zacherley

hahahah holy fucking shit

oh god i wish

Huh. I did start to feel paranoid and queasy, but I can't tell if that's just placebo effect, or, how I always am anyway.

Say, that seems kind of off-topic

"Someone's gonna want to adapt Mr. A for the big screen, and then I'll get the cameo!"

You remember how #SlatePitch was a thing? Well this sitcom review has a serious case of #AVClubLede

From the diary of Kurt Cobain, November 10 1991:
"Dear Diary, Kurt here. Ha, obvs. Anyhoo, saw the new Color Me Badd video, soooooo cool. Ooh girl i think i luv u, im always thinking of u, haha sweet. Umm my fav is Mark, he wears this like pastel jacket? I hope it stays the 90s 4-evah.
Luv, Kurt"

Grief and PSD? I thought The Babadook was about the fear that you don't love your kid enough.

Guy with ambiguous, possibly fake name gets away with bold crime! It's our generations way-low-stakes DB Cooper!

hah, I thought you were jokingly making up on-the-nose dialogue, but nope

He played the stand-up comedian in the TV series adaptation of Dirty Dancing, if that counts

Live and Let Die, with the tarot cards theme, is the one that I'd own if it wasn't so expensive. I also really like the half-sheet for Logan's Run.

In Alec's defense, that's like a five second cameo, and it's actually pretty clever. You're supposed to think he's the villain, because, why else would they show Alec Baldwin on a TV screen for five seconds, but nope, red herring.

rassa frassum console-only grumble grumble

Whoa, hey, huh, looks good on you though