It still gets played a lot on classic rock stations though, right? I mean, I'm definitely not a fan — it's repetitive and annoying — but I also have a low tolerance for Pink Floyd, and I figure I must be in the minority because all of that stuff gets played constantly on commercial radio

In the grand tradition of complaining about HateSong: I wish she had talked about "My Sharona" instead. I feel like that's more of a sacred cow, at least with my age group and above. Anyone can dump on the crap they've been putting out in the last few years…

Different strokes, I guess. I always figured that if it was important to a woman that I ask her dad's permission, then she's probably not right for me anyway.

Yes, absolutely, and any guy who would think that was necessary is someone that should probably not be getting married

"Really sir, you just need the one. Buying eight tickets doesn't make your cruise experience eight times better somehow."

You're talking about the disc from the Dawn of the Dead Ultimate Edition, right? This kind of thing is probably hard to research, but I'm guessing the original presentation was in English with Italian subs. The European cut has different music and extended scenes, and generally for a DVD (even one as nice as this)…

Honestly, the opening ten or so minutes are iconic and all, and of course the music is great, but the rest of the movie's a bit of a drag (aside from the occasional room full of razor wire). It's one of my lest favorite Argento movies, and I think it lags way behind Phenomena, Tenebre, and The Bird with the Crystal…

Respectfully disagree — I'd like to see a remake that actually casts children instead of young adults as the dance school students, as (I believe) was originally intended. That would ramp the horror way the hell up.

Hey AVClub,
You italicized "Winter Soldier" in the title, which — per AP style guidelines — made me think there was a movie in the works or something.
Love,
A pedantic person

ok now ladies

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Yeah, well, they don't get sequels either.

How is it possible that this movie cost five times as much as the original? Aren't computer effects supposed to be cheaper than practical effects?! What is going on here

Oh, definitely. Part 2 would have Keanu teaming up with Wesley Snipes in Miami to take down a drug ring while also surfing. Part 3 is a totally unrelated story set in Hawaii, and it's incredibly racist for some reason. Part 4 brings back Keanu and Patrick Swayze, who have to solve Lori Petty's murder. Then parts 5…

Increasingly, the cars seem to be only in the movies due to some kind of contractual mandate, or out of a sense of tradition.

"he keeps sending us boxes of cum"

I can't do that eyebrow thing, so, not it

You personally insulted me. You literally called me stupid. Why do I have to explain this to you?

I go to sex workers for the jokes, so this is definitely a review that would catch my eye

I just said I thought it was funny, asshole. I'm aware that jokes are not always a reflection of reality