Of all the things that seemed implausible about this episode, this was not at the top of my list. I just assumed he had an olde-timey name and that all vampires periodically update to more "current" names once they've reached a certain age.

If you had told me 3 years ago that Arlene would be the best part of the last season of True Blood, I'd have called you a liar. But with Eric acting irrationally in a terrible plot, Lafayette being stuck in Lettie Mae's BS, and Pam just throwing her hands up in the air, Arlene was the bright point for me this…

He was confused about the strap-on, not the dildo. That makes slightly more sense for a recent teenaged virgin, who's a resident of a small town and apparently pretty vanilla.

Stupid marriage equality is messing it up for us straight girls trying to convince gay men to marry us. If they can marry each other now, what chance do we have?!

Or just NuBlood

Agreed, but add Carrie Petersen to the list of awesome-ness (certainly the actor if not always her character, though Arlene's become more interesting lately). And I am a straight chick, but I like the Sarah Newlin actress too - She has had some crap material on this show (this season has been better than most for her…

No way, Terry's final arc was super-dumb and that military friend of his was awful, but otherwise Terry was 100% awesome. If dying Terry did nothing for you, you might not have a soul. That was one of the few genuinely affecting moments on the show for me.

Well, it is now that that gay strip club is there.

But she did not fuck the deputy

I didn't say there was anything wrong with it. But, I do consider one woman living alone with three cats to be cat lady territory. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I say let your cat lady flag fly if that's what you're into.

Ha! I do live in the SF Bay Area, but can't remember where I was when I saw it.

I saw one with one stick woman and three cats. I don't even know if it was true, but I kinda hope it wasn't and the person just has an evil sense of humor.

Well, I actually am both a fan of bad music and a bad music fan, so… I forgot where I was going with this. Damn lawyers… always confusing us simple folk!

I went back and rewatched those scenes. She broke in the window and then used her sleeve to unlock the door. She was actually pretty careful not to touch anything except the veil, a bottle of bubble bath, the tub when she was wet and frantically climbing out and then the window to crawl out of. I could see the cops…

Yep, prison reminds me of Junior High School where you break friendships seemingly day by day. Like suddenly everyone just hates Tina today. No one's even sure why, exactly.

Agree. There wasn't anything stolen from the house (except a teddy bear) and the main suspect is in prison. I can see the police assuming it was kids and not even dusting for prints. I feel like I have a typical layperson's view of law enforcement and it doesn't feel like a plot hole to me. But I can see why…

I thought it was more about there being witnesses in the prison, so the story Morello had constructed about her and "Christopher" was blown. She realized that her projection of Christopher wouldn't be believed anymore and would just make her look crazy. She seems to have coasted on a privileged, naive, unthreatening…

I fast forwarded that same part too. Ugh. No.

I forgot about "thanks Obama" until you just reminded me. That was great. Not enough to save the episode (not even with the Jason/Eric scene), but great.

There was a fantasy, dream-sequence gay romance novel scene. Not your thing? Then, yeah, probably better off reading the reviews.