Why not have the PBR, then off yourself? Or have two PBRs and off that pesky neighbourhood kid who's always stealing your dang apples?

Not to take anything away from Messier, but the original reason nobody fucked with Gretzky was Dave Semenko.

Ask and ye shall receive:

Ask and ye shall receive:

The naked mole rat …
… is merely a naked rat. Naked mole rats are considerably more hideous (if you can believe that).

My wife saw it in a theatre. May have been a festival-type deal, though.

How about the reanimated corpse of John Wayne Gacy?

You may kid, but a Killer Klowns musical would renew my faith in musical theatre, sadly lost in the wreckage of Faces of Death: The Musical.

Same thing.

Don't forget your chronosynclastic infundibulum.

It is. Might be a Canadian thing (much like being able to watch Pushing Daisies on Tuesday night).

My pie last night
Raisin.

Personally, I'm awfully fond of The Rock the province. Mmm…Screech, CDG, and cod tongues.

That scared me
For a moment, I thought Criterion was releasing Short Circuit. Although, they did release The Rock …

I had to go out to dinner last night, and for the first time (nice try, Naymlap, better luck next time — or not) didn't bother setting up my PVR to record this.

Yeah, but Fiddy was awesome as Saladin.

Maybe they're Jewish nuns. Seriously, wackier things have happened on this show. Dandelion-powered cars, anyone?

AM I THE ONLY ONE
who totally buys Ben Franklin as a badass vampire hunter?

Pepperoni and jellied eels.

I saw a university production a few years ago that did the same thing.