Better candidate for this slot
Tom Snyder's reanimated corpse.

And here I thought…
…Space Chimps was a shoe-in for the top spot. None of this Bat-whatsits nonsense. Unfunny CGI simians are the way of the future.

Attention to detail
If nothing else, Wes Anderson's films have amazing, detailed art direction. I think his style is eminently suited to stop-motion, just as Tim Burton's style works so well in this medium.

In my experience, no one has gotten laid after one of our Rock Band parties, despite a good gender balance. Of course, we're all married, so sex is pretty much a thing of the past anyways. We still get wicked drunk, yell, and barf, but no sex.

Ooh, this makes my music and film glands tingle.
Roald Dahl + stop-motion animation + Jarvis Cocker + Wes Anderson = potential classic cinematic fun.

Yeah, I'm going with the "nerds" theory too.

Dear Harmonix,
I love you guys. Thank you for making games that rock my livingroom (and clutter it with plastic musical instruments).

I'd love to hear the audio of this intyerview. I'm not saying it wasn't a funny, interesting interview to read — it certainly was — but when Tracy makes me nearly wet myself, it's not necessarily what he says, but how he says it. The man can not only deliver a line in strange and interesting ways, the gut can really…

This feature really ought to be called …
… I Watched This So You Don't Have To.

I haven't seen the DVD packaging in person yet. Novelty packaging is generally a turnoff for me, as I have a bit of a DVD/CD/LP/book storage issue, and cool cases generally equate to bulky boxes.

Haven't seen this in years …
… but that long montage of people stuck in traffic has stuck with me. It's almost elegiac; nothing has ever brought out the beaty and nobility of nose-picking like that before or since.

If it weren't for the fact …
… that there is no realistic possibility of my ever meeting Ms. Gyllenhaal and of her being as attracted to me as I am to her (or at least her onscreen personae, the anarcho-baker in Stranger Than Fiction in particular), I would be intensely jealous of Peter Sarsgaard. As it is, I'm…

I'll take an XL, please.

Gentlemanliness is easy
All you have to do is hold the door open for a chick and not stare at her rump as she goes through.

That was for the album release. Now we just get Mr. Pibb. Dude didn't even get his degree.

Good news / bad news
Good news: There's a Guns n' Roses track!

Well, we still do that. Now we get to play plastic drums and guitars, too.

Thanks. That'll do nicely.

There are some great party songs here
Dang this is going to be fun. Rock Band has changed how my friends and I party already. This will only improve things.

Ummm…happy belated Bastille Day?