Glad to be of help.

@ Lance Manley,

@ Prison Wine,
I'm not sure what you can find on the net, but Armand Leroi had a good one off show on BBC 4 last week: "What Darwin Didn't Know". It's wasn't quite as good as his Channel 4 series "Human Mutants" (which was on about 5 years ago and has never been repeated to my knowledge - but the book of it "Mutants",…

Horizon used to be the BBC's flagship science show, but it's as dumb as hell these days. All the good science stuff's been relocated to the BBC4 ghetto, lest the general public become offended.

I'm fairly certain this was a Channel 4 documentary in the UK (though no doubt shown on BBC America, hence the confusion). If I remember rightly, there were two shows: one about men who had sex with automobiles, and this one, about girls in love with inanimate objects.
I believe one of the girls was in love with a…

If it's Seagal fighting vampires while assisted by a pair of werewolf cops (preferably played by, oh I don't know, Mario Van Peebles and Patsy Kensit) then I am soooo there.

Caine's conversion to respected character actor is a pretty recent one.
During the 80s and 90s, he was mostly still trying to play the leading man… pretty much in any film that would let him.

Ah, Hard Target contains one of my all-time favourite dialogue exchanges.
Wilford Brimley says to JCVD: "There are bad men chasing you"
And JCVD replies: "I know; I can smell them"

God, that bar's pretty blase about its patrons vomiting all over the floor.
I guess when you care about the environment that much, you see puke as just another natural wonder, rather than something to be frowned upon.

He says he wouldn't dirty his bullet, and then goes and fires it through a metal chain that's dangling in an oil refinery. In a deleted scene, does he first wipe the chain down with an alcohol swab?

I assumed the club was a 19th century Oriental ivory dildo, but maybe there's an audio commentary that clears up that mystery.

But the knife's the last thing you learn! What if the apocalypse comes *before* I finish hitman academy?

Do either of these books have giant atomic ants?

Vernon was also the henchman in Inner Space. One of his hands was actually a flamethrower, although the anatomical location of the propane tank was never disclosed.

@ Sugar Tits… I can't work out if giving him gasoline is supposed to be euphemistic or not.

Haven't you people ever heard of subsistence farming.
Yes, raping, pillaging and hanging out of juggernauts firing shotguns is all good fun, but it's no substitute for a hearty turnip broth.

Helen Mirren, surely?

There is a theory (as espoused by mad-old-lady-in-the-attic Germaine Greer) that "Vagina" is among the more offensive terms for a lady's lady-parts. In Latin (or possibly some other dead language) it means "sword sheath"… so essentially it's ye olde equivalent of "cock holster".

There's more than 6 senses even. I forget them all, but onbe of them's the sense of balance you get from your inner ear. We can put you in one of those NASA spinny things while simultaneously electrocuting you and doing flybys with foam-core skeletons.

Last I read (a couple of years ago now, granted), the fuck-up rate on laser eye surgery was about 1 in 10. That's pretty high odds in my book.