John From Cincinnatti is back, and this time he's undead (although he may have been undead the first time… who the hell knows).

Arrrgghhh! It's a Vampire Ass-Baby.
Someone hit it with a broom!

ZMF, there's always the British show "Primeval".
All the bits I've seen were appalling, but I'm sure if you watch it all the way through, it's totally wack (wack's the good one, right?)

Oh, will the Pushing Daisies movie be out before or after the Riches one? Or the Deadwood ones?

Sorry I was making an oblique (obviously too oblique) joke about sulky vampire being an unskilled lover.
The joke worked in my head, but obviously not in reality.

I look forward to the 11 minute DVD featurette: "Bolt: Creating the Drool".

My punk band: The Hairy Triangles

My favourite bit in Colour of Night is when it transpires that nail guns can fire nails with the same velocity and accuracy as a regular gun would bullets.

PREMATURE EXSANGUINATION?
"The pair's early fumblings… are generally sweet - though… Pattinson's supernatural abilities come in frustratingly tiny doses, like a small display of speed or strength for Stewart's benefit"

DAMN IT NOEL…
… I've managed to avoid hearing the Harvard/Yale score all day, and now this!

FIRST IMPRESSIONS
I had assumed that a Disney CGI cartoon featuring the talents of both John Travolta and Miley Cyrus would be appaling. Having watched the jail-break scene though, this looks pretty damn good (although I'm deducting 0.3 of a point for the repetition of the seagull joke from Finding Nemo).

Sooooo…..
… is this better or worse than Colour of Night?

Pacino as Grand Moff Tarkin.

It is universal, but only because all aliens in the cosmos happen to be humanoid.

"No child is safe from M".

I find the film itself overlong (and I hate the flippant 'oh, let's just kill her off' ending), but there's no denying that the score is amazing.