"I'm going to the orthodontist to get my braces off."

Black Books is FUNNIER than IT Crowd? I've wasted my life.

Dear Sir-stroke-Madam…

Caucasian male, red hair, and a beard. Could've possibly been a disguise.

They have a toilet guy.

These movies aren't popular for their realism.
I don't watch these movies.
All right, I watched this movie. But I didn't enjoy it.
Okay, okay. This was a fun but stupid film.

Entirely improvised? I'll just watch Best in Show for the 40th time. Even though… for something improvised, it appears to be the same film every time.

How about just between the cheeks?

I think you mean, "but WHERE", Constable Reggie.

He was rockabilly in 1982. That's stone cold.

Logan's Run on Blu-Ray. Post-apocalyptic 70s cheese, haven't watched it since college. Amazing that it won the Oscar for best visual effects the year before Star Wars. Just shows what a sea change between 1976 and 1977. Lots of fun.

I'm not exaggerating when I say, it's comments like this one that make me read AV Club. I love the foreign language parts of shows and I'm grateful for the accurate translations.

I've been hot for Julia Louis-Dreyfus since she sang Summertime with Mary Gross on SNL. I was probably only 12 or 13, but she was funny and adorable. Then in Christmas Vacation, playing Margot…

Charles DeMar.

I CAN'T MOVE THE RIGHT SIDE OF MY BODY!

I just came from a world with penis envy, now I have to deal with brain envy?

When the stories are this good, you don't need massive budgets or CGI baddies.

Raiders of the Lost Ark: first time, Elks Theater, Prescott Arizona, 1981. With my grandfather, of all people. He was in his early 70s and would be dead within a year. But that's a good memory of two great things.

No, no, Richmond. You are NOT going to the funeral.

Garth Marenghi is the most significant artist that I’ve ever worked with, and I’ve worked with Lulu and four other people. So we’re talking crème de la crème.