That would be Malcolm's "magic drawer". Ben's has the "sweet giver of blood sugar".

That would be Malcolm's "magic drawer". Ben's has the "sweet giver of blood sugar".

Nah, I'm going to have a sandwich. I'm f**king starving.

Nah, I'm going to have a sandwich. I'm f**king starving.

How many drinks have we had? 1 plus 2 plus 2 plus 1?

"That third act has just got to go! They're losing the war, it's so depressing!"

Carrington?

Carrington?

Oh, "courtesan" eh? "Harlot"'s not good enough for you?

Oh, "courtesan" eh? "Harlot"'s not good enough for you?

I share a name with a Hall of Fame NBA basketball star. But at least my name's not Michael Bolton.

I share a name with a Hall of Fame NBA basketball star. But at least my name's not Michael Bolton.

And then the oral sex.

And then the oral sex.

It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.

It's a man's life in the British Dental Association.

Any relation to E. Henry Thripshaw, of the famous disease?

Any relation to E. Henry Thripshaw, of the famous disease?

…there he sold contraceptives.

…there he sold contraceptives.