FTR, there was a sign, leaving town, that said "You are now leaving Normal".

They forgot to mention THE BUTTONS! Because the damn thing "goes off" even when no one shakes it. 
This was the flimsiest frakking premise I've seen for a movie.

Looking for coins… looking for coins…

T-PAAI-AAI-AAI-AAI-AAI-NNN!

GLEE!

Glee Club meet ASCAP.

Storage Wars has its own review. Somewhere else. Go there.

He had foresight to bring two additional pair. Charlie, know thyself.

Mister Froyo.

Pop… pop… pop… pop…
 The "My name is Alex" didn't come through well because Dino's not a strong singer.

But her one booby is dead.

Thank you, Baby Boomer Santa, for MTV!

Male teacher: pedophile.
Female teacher: coolest teacher EVER.

I love reading the novelizations for really dumb movies: the author has to invent motivation, backstory, etc. within the flawed structure of the screenplay. Sometimes a Herculean task.

Chevy cars get their best gas mileage when gravity helps. 
 
∞ MPG FTW!

Almost makes me ashamed of America.

Barring Stephen Fry himself, I second John Hodgman or nominate Craig Ferguson as host.

You may ask yourself, why such a big SUIT?

Which one? "Meatballs" or "Are You Ready for the Summer?"

But I also loved Veterinarians Hospital with Dr. Rowlf, Nurse Piggy, and Nurse Janice.