I will now start every abstract with SPOILER ALERT.

Cheese danishes made from beaver milk.
Oh wait, those are Venezuelan beavers.

LET YOUR SOOOOUUUULL GGLLOOOOOOOWWWWW!

Steel is the metaphor I'd use for the visible manifestation of my horniness.

always follow the directions, dumbasses
The video says always pull UP, against the direction of the hair. They are clearly pulling out Douche #2's armpit hair in a DOWN motion. No wonder it hurt, do it the right way and it feels like gently resting your pits on velvet pillows.

Transmorphers: Bark at the Moon

Agree with VDW. For an episode that had so much recap to cover, Scott's review was insightful.

I was also getting sick of Esai Morales showing two emotions: grief and rage.

In context, Dear God could also work as an atheist convincing a believer to reconsider his or her blind faith.
As in Dear "God" with sarcastic quotation fingers.

Good Lord, that's now a well-trodden career path? I hadn't noticed that it'd sneaked up on pop culture.

Spacey.

Also in the Violator camp. Enjoy the Silence and World in my Eyes are stellar, sublimely perfect pieces of music. In fact, I'm going to get my iPod right now.

Hell, Mrs. F and I saw Toad last year. They may no longer be relevant, but they are still touring. And Banmar, I'm class of '89. I don't believe the guys from Toad were in elementary school during our high school era.

The oldest Fhtagn boy refuses to get a Facebook account because he already interacts with the people he goes to high school with. Why would he want to 're'-connect with them?

you're so 1990, and it's 1994
I actually, unironically, and sincerely DO seek Barenaked Ladies news. Even in 2010, my Summer of BNL. Saw them twice, in Richmond VA and Columbia MD. Even took the Fhtagn kids to the Merriweather Post Pavilion show. So awesome.

fart jokes vs. poignant plot twist
Instead of the easy-out fart jokes (source of all lazy jokes), I would put before you an actual plot twist that would've only served to reinforce Sheldon's sense of mortality.

Mmmm… I do love me some Brussels sprouts.

Now that BBT is on opposite Community, and everyone seems to give a rat's ass about how much better Community is than BBT… maybe I'll give Community a try.

With this episode, I sat wondering why Jessalyn Gilsig was still in the opening credits. Nice to see her again, but I don't think an occasional cameo every few episodes warrants star billing.

True dat, Mr. Motherfucker. Watched it for the second time over the weekend with the oldest boys. That film is a box of awesome from beginning to end.