Cameos from Deacon Jones (LA Rams), Don Drysdale (Dodgers) and Wes Parker (Dodgers) weren't a dead-enough giveaway for you? Or that they drove to the Grand Canyon? California is a glamorous life, which the Bradys lived to the fullest.

Every scene from the Brady Bunch is a guaranteed gold record.

Just say "thank you".

Santana's boob job was to compete with Quinn's lactation enhancements.

It's more Asian than "Ushkowitz".

Well, the black kid has transferred, and he's now dating the Asian GIRL, so yeah I expect we'll see more of "Mike Chang".

Apparently the Evil Twin would love to hear the Glee kids sing from Aspects of Love.

Doofenshmirtz is one of the finest supervillains on television.

We bought the Animaniacs Season 1 for the Fhtagn kids. Yes it's for the kids but we all get a great laugh from it. In fact, we watch it on road trips, especially the "Are We There Yet?" song, which is how I taught Mrs. Fhtagn to recognize major and minor chord progressions.

I can pay in crates of flayed skin.

Beautiful people
Dressed well, dancing gracefully, and looking pretty. Do I *have* to go?

And it's a peaceful planet, no defenses.

Mrs. Fhtagn loved this show.

Ms. Anderson will look better than Courtney Cox in Ace Ventura.

@Gumbercules: that's my wrist.

Whoa, this guy's straight? Then what am I wearing these for?

Okay, who'd like a banger in the mouth?

I don't want no part of your tight-ass AV Club, you freak bitch!

Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

The sign should read "Tobias' Queen Mary".