The zombies attack the fake town and eat the cardboard people.

Agreed, the audiobook has its slow spots (like the Chinese doctor describing outbreak) but that is a serious cast portraying a seriously cool scenario.

Morgan Woodward's finest theatrical moment
On your right: Morgan Woodward, father of the rich spoiled dance diva on Girls Just Wanna Have Fun. Highlight: Woodward gets his daughter's country club debutante ball "all wee-wee'd up" by a roving gang of bikers, including the stereotypical lesbian weightlifting chicks. He…

What this poster needs is a monorail!

Van Helsing sucked.

Found in Britain, early '90s:
Orange VW bus with a dancing Calvin and Hobbes on the side, all the way up each side of the van.
Best. Van. EVER.

Could be backne.

Things don't get pumping around here until noon.

At least this script didn't surface during Franken's campaign.

I wanted to see some Zygons!
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@Fez: the Pandorica was not buried on Krikkit.

The Last Message would've been on fire. Not written on fire, but aflame.

AFAIC Saleforwork gets the grand prize for consistency wrrors.

Sex talk: the ONLY reason I listen to NPR.
And I don't need to listen to NPR, knowhutImsayin?

Use with discretion!

Your comment was nasty, brutish, and short.

Congratulations AV Club! You're movers and/or shakers in the entertainment world. Now I've heard of this film.

Is this True Confessions? I still unironically love Rick Astley's music.

I picked up No Doubt's Tragic Kingdom for a buck at Salvation Army last month. Then I sold it to a used CD store for $3. There's gold in them thar hills!

I thought the bottom-right guy was Joey Fatone.