I think AV Club would be great in Ames, Iowa!
Let's fundraise! I'll talk to the Kiwanis if you hit the VFW.

@Adolph: Ewoks live on Pandora?

Don't get me wrong, I did actually see Avatar the first time around, in 3D but not in IMAX. But no chance I'll fork over another $12-15 for another eight minutes of bonus footage.

Eight extra minutes of the gunnery sergeant asphyxiating.

I refuse to attend
I won't get into line — first, last, or anywhere in between.

Is this movie set in Tennessee?

The group not singing is a great running gag.

But they were quoting real black people. It's okay for white people to quote black people.
And something about they were going hard.

Yeah I really enjoyed the artistic vision and the robot-human interaction. In fact, the whole Sheldon/Francesca story was interesting and sweet but I admit that I left a bit sad. And all that from a damn vodka commercial?

Never had a pet rock, though I did have a group of little furry guys with googly eyes, glued to a rock, holding a sign that said "ROCK CONCERT".

I wonder how the series will turn out!

It's like a fookin' fairytale.

Equus isn't a musical.

Heck, Katie Couric on the Today Show.

Is the "Honk If You're Horny" house therefore called "Fort Awesome"?
'Cause if it is, all the more reason to visit.

You musta grew up in Dublin. Clearly didn't grow up on a farm, or retarded.

Hey! It's 1998!
Matt Lauer with a full hedda hair.

Hey, you're sitting in the house that 'Honk If Your Horny' built.

stability for continuity's sake
Isn't this a trope of sitcom writing: that nothing ever changes, in order to not confuse audiences who may watch these episodes in syndication/out of order? I know they skewer that trope in The Simpsons and other shows ("Now we'll never speak of this again").

Check with Mr. McNeil before answering.