I had to pause the DVR to explain the Doctor's celery request to the Fhtagn kids. I love sharing Dr. Who history with them.

Sorry, "chain of events that didn't involve" WHO?! Not following you.

He's clearly a catch… has tat sleeves, plays Warcraft all night, and smokes.

Admit it: you know every word, you were singing along (or at least mouthing the words if you were at work) with the trailer.

"My name is John Johnson, but you can call me Vicki."

Yep I also saw the black binocular frames inside the cups.

If memory serves, Lisa turns Andrea in for arson.

You click and then TURN TO THE RIGHT.

Not the Sausage King of Chicago!

Not surprising, considering how much sausage he ate over the eyars…

Yes, they make it REALLY REALLY obvious.

Oi, you're a right bastard, inya? STFU for those who want to watch our BBCA in peace.

But no Bessie?

I have to agree with Yoda, extended middle finger and all.

Dammit, Elrond. I was almoooost theeere…

I'm doing my part too!

Loved the Veridian commercials
Veridian Dynamics: Food. Yum!

Indeed!

Sam Cassell was the ugliest man in pro sports. He looked like Michael Berryman from the Hills Have Eyes (the good one).

I got an email earlier promising that I can make my the longer and stronger, more appealing to the ladies.