I'm not going to compliment his thread with a comment.

unintended pun
All who sign up will be "insurgents".
And they're all going to Gitmo. Or Illinois, depending on the day.

For the record, SF to LA is only two hours and 45 minutes in a speeding Prius.

Oh . . .
I thought this was Albert Brooks' "Mother" with Debbie Reynolds.

"Care" is a strong word. I did emit an "aww" when I read this.

Think of the children! Not "think about the children"!

There were no flies on the Apollo 11 mission. So saith Buzz Aldrin.

When my mother visited last year, she sliced a cinnamon sugar donut in half and filled it with last night's tuna fish. Ate it like a sandwich.
Breakfast of champions.

After that was posted, I realized my very small mistake.
And I knew some very small person would call me on that.

"Rughead"?
Probably the first and last time Clint Howard ever got called "Rughead".

Don't forget the bowling song: "Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock-and-roll!"
That's songwriting.

why the Haim love
Because, for those of us AV Clubbers, this kid Lucas was a contemporary. Haim was a year *younger* than me, in fact. So at least this Fhtagn is gonna miss that train-wreck.

How long you been saving that up, Luxury-Yacht?

unresolved resolutions
Mrs. Fhtagn says that the "answers" we're all expecting are going to come in similar form to Richard's backstory tonight: Richard goes to the Black Rock, says he hasn't been there in all these years, says Jacob touched him and gave him a gift which it's safe to assume is immortality.

"And in return, you'll help me get a second PhD in Education Administration."

digging a perfectly square grave
For a man who'd clearly stalling, the corners would have to be just… right. That was an impressive piece of digging.

Mr. Cusick obviously has good representation.

Here's something: we saw the un-"changed" Ben where he wasn't shot by Sayid and not mystically healed by the temple.

@Cultural Reference: I think you meant to say Principal Dickless, since yes, your Honor, this man has no dick.

Ist das nicht ein pair of pants? Ist ein underwear from France?