Remember, if you see any celebrities, consider them dangerous.

Well, Billy Zabka's still attending some wedding somewhere, so get in line.

Off-topic, but another one has fallen.

Why am I not astride my noble steed? Clad in armor?

So, it's come to this now:

Not to mention "White Wedding" sung opera-style.

Vee had better confeerm de fect dat Yunk Frankenshtein iss indeed VALLOWING EEN EES GRANDFADDA'S VOOTSHTAPS!

A more dignified career than, say…Ashton Kutcher: Yes or No?

…What's that make us?

Don't forget Turkish Star Wars…

Can you imagine bouncing a check to Kunta Kinte?

"The producing team of 'Big Daddy' has delivered another winner!"

Well…it's not the same Time Angels as last time though:

You can't be Wimbledon Tennismatch! I'm Wimbledon Tennismatch!

She also has Romeo and Juliet this fall.

"Brothers on a Hotel Bed" always gets to me, especially when I'm out driving alone at night.

I'm holding out for a Dastardly and Muttley in Their Flying Machines revival.

Virtually every actor in a CW show…

I would not wish that kind of double bill on my worst enemy; seriously, it makes Under the Dome look like [insert beloved TV show(s) here]

Next week's "And Maggie Makes Three"!