You have joined the Sacred Order of the Stonecutters who, since ancient times, have split the rocks of ignorance that obscure the light of knowledge and truth. Now let's all get drunk and play ping pong!

Who keeps Atlantis off the maps?

Britta would probably come up with a BS excuse or just say that it's faux-leather (that's a thing, right?)

Dunno. The teaser shows them in the Old West with a Rubik's Cube.

Even better is Trent having to repeatedly apologize for the head-pop on the dog.

All we had to was follow the damn train, CJ!

Salinger was a phony himself. TWIST.

Speaking of which…

Something something Star-Burns meth lab accident.

"Thank the Lord she didn't live to see her son as a mermaid"
"Mer-man!"

Kind of a step back considering we did once have a show that centers on a female President, albeit not on CBS…

Not sure where, and I might be wrong, but I remember reading that pretty much the only thing the episode embellished were the pancakes.

Computer Blue.

Personally, one good did come out of this show: seeing Joel McHale (repeatedly) trying to make sense of its premise on "The Soup".

Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says seeing films about air travel can calm your fears. Ooh! Here are some upbeat titles: "Hero"…"Fearless"…"Alive"

Fun trivia, considering who claimed responsibility for that blackout.

Is Kwanzaa-bot really that hard up for cash?

Leader!

Apparently it's not Skylar Grey this time…

Does Starship Troopers count, or are we talking about strictly post-Harold & Kumar films?