Wait, that's terrible. I quit.

He may lack the hair, but I nominate show creator Ted Turner himself. He has the experience:
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Also:

That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones.

They already did a movie about him. It's called "Citizen X"
http://www.imdb.com/title/t…

What about Under the Dome? I think that's on tomorrow night.

She's already played this role once: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

When in doubt, go for the lesser of two twats. I'm siding with Brand by default (never watched Morning Joe before).

EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! 
Dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun-dun dun dun dun-dun dun…

I can actually picture a real TV show titled "Basic Mortality".

Dude, I am SO glad we stayed out of this one.

I'm partial to Here Comes the Metric System.

Ok, never mind.

No mention of NTSF:SD:SUV? My schedule says new episodes are on tonight.

I'm partial to the Dog Endings…we're talking 'bout the same thing right?

It sounds like one of those Eurotrash villains from 80s action movies.

The Others.

Which came first: the movie or the ad?

Actually Lillard seems to be doing alright. Pretty sure he was in The Descendants.

Body of Lies. And I think someone mentioned The Aviator, don't know if that counts.