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Or get run over by cars!

I think that pretty much applies to every actress you search on Google.

Let me guess…said "criminal agenda" involves a group of truckers who tries to keep secret that their trucks can drive themselves thanks to the Autodrive system, but then one of them spoils it leading to a showdown.

Surprised these hacks haven't gotten around to spoofing/referencing Game of Thrones…or will they?

Stuck up Riverdale zombie punks! Think they're too good for me…

"Bought and Scold"

Don't forget the Uncharted franchise. For such a charming, wiseass treasure hunter/everyman, Nathan Drake sure has a body count on par with most genocidal madmen.

♫Together forever and never to part♫
♫Together forever we two…♫

A casino where I'm winning? That car musta killed me. I must be in heaven! 

A casino where I always win? That's boring. I must really be … in hell!

Don't forget Person of Interest.

I think Alison's sex scene in the minivan with Chad pretty much cements her freakiness…sort of.

I would assume they cut out the scene of their plane crashing into the tunnel.

Now is as good a time as any for this:

Oh man, I had such a crush on her in The Goonies.

(monocle drop)

To be fair, both No One Knows (QotSA) and Take Me Out (FF) are in the first Guitar Hero game.

A Talking Raccoon!?!

Just out of curiosity, is there already a movie based on Slender Man?

Right now it's 13%