Damn it, you beat me to it!

Complete with inaccurate bat/Dracula impression.

I'll give the film this: it gave us "Blood Orgy!" Per Wikipedia:

Of all of Anderson's movies, Soldier?
Honestly I was kind of expecting Event Horizon considering that film's surprising legacy.

I broke the dam.

No Ricky Gervais? Seriously I've lost track of how many times he's appeared as a guest.

Pancholy's not just 30 Rock's Jonathan; he's also Phineas and Ferb's Baljeet.

Seriously, what's it going to take for more people to start watching this show?

Also Aragorn, and I think McNulty as well.

Meh. I liked it better when Rory B. Bellows did it.

Great list of nominees (especially glad that Farmiga and Maslany got nods), but no love for Hannibal?

Didn't he star in that Natalie Portman/Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy a couple years ago?

Where's the "farm animal falling on (insert well-known superhero or character parody)"?

Did you have that same backwards-talking dream with flaming cards?

Didn't NBC turn down The Walking Dead? Wouldn't it be funny if another network picked up The Sixth Gun and it turned out to be a big hit?

Something something Dick Jones.

D'oh!

…with sexy results.

So it already has enough for syndication or are they still a few episodes short?

I know, but somebody had to do it. Might as well be me.