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It took a while, but you finally did it. You found a topic too nerdy for the commenters.

Electric Hangaloo?

Say lol, commit seppuku.

Emily: I recognize your reference.

Fuck off.

Of course not.

It's Dubai. Everyone there is already worse.

Silly rabbit. Groupies don't come.

I always think they're talking about Ed Burns, and that just makes me sad that anyone would be interested enough in Ed Burns to talk about him.

3rd prize: is that a list of people who will live to a ripe old age, or a list of people who, if they die young(ish), it won't be tragic?

Not more than Catholics, the only kind of Christian that matters.

Depends. What are they doing to each other?

And say fucktard like a man.

Actual legal speak.

It's Cameron Diaz, not Drew Barrymore.

That sounds exactly right. Wittier than you'd expect it to be, but still not very smart.

My Man Godfrey and The Thin Man are way, way, way more than "decent, enjoyable movies."

"Dude, I'm gonna be on TV!"

Fuck Me Like That With It All? Sounds kind of illiterate, but whatever.

And it's non disputandum. Get your cases right.