If you feel continental, you're not feeling British.

Actually, it's toe the line.

Third base!

The Da Vinci Code was not neo-noir.

And of myself. Guatemalan is the adjective.

Okay, I haven't seen 40-Year Old Virgin, but so far the guy has been identified as Guatemala, Portuguese and Mexican.

If Pink's "Don't Leave Me" is wrong, I don't want to be right.

Marvin the Murderous Android?
I can't remember if Marvin ever actually kills anyone in the Hitchhiker's books/shows/movies. He's a lot of fun regardless.

They're both pretty dumb.

Oxymoron alert!

Courtney was Kristen Wiig, right?

For some reason I was convinced that Cyndi Lauper was Bernadette Peters.

Pretty sure the line was "this is a funny thing to say."

The white kid trying not to be noticed was great too.

That list is missing Steve Earle for no good goddamn reason.

Your virginity? Would you give that?

And you say he's not a mental four-year-old?

A pineapple and the Grand Canyon?

That made me laught out loud when I saw the trailer. I'm not sure if they were intentionally dissing Ruffalo, but that's how it came off.

IF YOU'RE NOT BRITISH DON'T SAY VEG.