bang bang dance
bang bang dance is another group that's doing something else a la animal collective and sigur ros.

Pumpkin
Retold as a futuristic, Bill > Bionic Man > Rollerball in The Matrix, Pumpkin would have been a wiser choice for the Wachowskis. Christina Ricci's boobs would likely have made an appearance in that.

I'm not sure if the good name of Thee Chauncey Grizzley has been sullied by impostors or if the concept of screen names, in general, has been sullied by the person behind the original TCG, or something else (far less convenient. derrr.).

While I have the pulpit, I might as well preach a bit and strongly recommend "Raymond Chandler: A Biography by Tom Hiney" to anyone looking for a fascinating read about the poetry and grime inside and behind Chandler's writing.

I got a Balinese dancing girl tattooed across my chest.
At least Guy Ritchie (or his ilk) isn't raping everything I know and love about Philip Marlowe. Yet.

Charles Lindberg Limited Edition Victrolas
Going fast!

put courtney love in your butt.
put a bar of dove in your butt.

The Gram Parsons Plan
If it was one of Kurt's friends, I hope he/she has something Grams Parson-ish planned to free their old pal from the reign of the ice queen.

Uh, I've never understood the nastiness that gets directed Frances Bean's way.

"As far as I'm concerned, a parent of a small child committing suicide (for any reason, much less because being so rich and famous made you feel like a sellout) is about as selfish and cruel as you can possibly get. It doesn't make you deep, or more soulful, or more of a tortured artist to blow your brains out; it…

Which part or parts of this news item do you find to be wack as fuck?

and, generally, lose me with jokes about the slow folk.

Contemporary Jazz Comedy Fusion
Fat kids, southern accents, butt fucking and jokes about slow folk.

This feels weird
I didn't think you guys would actually start dating.

You know what didn't suck?
Double Trouble

You're right. It's not that it was a bad life, just not the Gidget Life.

The New Gidget was soul crushing
Ever wonder what happened to that smart, little firecracker, Gidget-the girl that was ready to take on the world?

Nothing like a shit-eating homophone to lead into a news story about suspected pedophilia.

Unwound
"booked plenty of abrasive bands at the warehouse during my tenure there, including everyone from Unwound…"

What, you're not getting paid for this like the rest of us?