Aye, 'tis typical of today's entertainment industry that successful sitcom development teams needs be careening from project to project to maintain viability as a hirable business investment. But if that means we get a hilarious new comedy show every three or four years, well lads

Aye, 'tis a brilliant idea for a film, and 'twas a wonderful moment in world history. Now hoist your grog, mates (puts on eyepatch) and Hanks for the memories

YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!

Blimey! Moore puns? Methinks ye'd have

Aye, 'tis true, and I had occasion to ask a comely Scandinavian wench of my acquaintance why 'twere so. Could it be the film's masterful plotting and dialogue?  Or was her Swedish pride whetted upon watching the Norse gods do battle on the big screen?

Aye, 'tis nice to revisit the past, but methinks the best gimmicks know (puts on eyepatch) when to just Levitt alone

Avast, laddies! Should Mr Cameron take home the Oscar again, (puts on eyepatch) we'll be needin' to 'avatar and featherin' party at the ready

Aye, McEwan's quite the snoozer, to be sure. That scurvy seadog's books are written with (puts on eye patch) Atonement to put readers straight to sleep

Aye, 'tis obvious ye pride yourself on yer despicable personality, lad, but I think ye'd find (puts on eye patch) that a nice cup of of tea'd oust that douchy attitude for a spell

Aye, 'tis a sad day for the Windy City, to be sure. I'm sure they'll be (puts on eye patch) muy triste to see this chica go

Nay, 'tis naught but bogus scuttlebutt, lad. When harvesting info from the Internets ye'll need to get better at (puts on eyepatch) Whedon out the rumors

Aye, 'tis an intriguing hook, but methinks fancypants stories like this tend to be (puts on eyepatch) more trouble VanDerWerff