Why are they wearing their elf suits

I don't like these episodes. Fan fiction is unacceptable. 

Rubbish.

Yes it is. So's the 'nother one.

Telekinesis make the records Ben Kweller thinks he makes.

I don't know if you're ever unfortunate enough to land on the NME website, but this is the exact kind of imaginary feud they pump out constantly, using involving Liam Gallagher and/or a King of Leon or whatever

Does this count as fighting?

Now where would you keep your sodium pentathol…

It gives me an old-old Simpsons vibe.

John Roberts is awesome.