Flung off into space by centrifugal force?

I was able to . . . buy a fully functional 3D-chess set

How about watching a CFL game at a suburban Tim Hortons with Lionel Hampton? Would you be ok with that?

$20, same as in town.

That's not even the real Mickey Dolenz. It's some guy named Mr. Dobalina — Mr. Bob Dobalina.

Coming up next week in "Great Job, AV Club!": more Nathan Rabin shit about Juggalos.

Stop on a … luxury vacation! Tell him where he's going, Johnny!

I didn't know there were any movies associated with National Lampoon in the last 10 years. The last one I remember was "Van Wilder" in 2002.

I liked it better when it was done 135 years ago by Alexander Graham Bell and Thomas Watson.

It has nothing to do with the city. The instruction is to "cleave land rocks." Just don't cleave the sea rocks — we need those so ships have things to crash into.

In the cabinet next to the supply of those tiny foam squares that go behind the tape where the play head pushes against it. And they're on the shelf just below the case of little plastic windows that go in the center of the cassette shell to show you the relative size of each of the spools. But not the little…

Upovted because I just discovered that, contrary to what my mom tells me, I am apparently uncool. I like Cake. (Or at least, I like the three Cake albums you listed.) Their rhythm lines tend to kick ass, there is good variety in their song styles (especially given the limited instrumentation they use) and McCrea is…

I'm pretty excited about this right now, but I won't give a damn by Wednesday week.

Not to mention the poor dubbing of Michael J. Fox in some parts. If you're going to use a guy that doesn't sound anything like him, at least use the kid's "aw fuck!" bit from the old G.I. Joe cartoon parodies.

She does. Around 10:45 pm on weeknights, a bit later if someone good is on Kimmel. But her bathroom is up on the second floor, so you'll want to bring a ladder.

… in a meeting with the Minister of Economics. In other news, the Home Secretary — wait a moment… I've just been handed a bulletin: multiple sources are reporting that an error has been made on the internet. We have limited information at this time but we believe that a person on the internet has purported to know a…

You mean it doesn't? Holy crap, don't tell Mrs. Duffrain. She might go back and regrade my paper, giving me an F, causing me to fail 7th grade, invalidating my college education, and forcing me to get a job at Wal-Mart. Just let the pickle be a penis for my sake, ok?

I think you're a little confused. This is Lou *Barlow*. Remember, the guy who brought us "Mambo No. 5"?

Being Colm Meaney, directed by Spike Jonze.

More like (Space Cowboys - Apollo 13) x (Red - Die Hard) + (Grumpy Old Men ÷ Fargo) x Escape from New York x (The Warriors - Bull Durham).