But Zach Braff is in your corner.

And it wasn't even that clever. Every slaver worth his salt knows that Jenga is a much better analogue for how to load and unload a ship's hold.

You state that you are confused, yet you proceed to succinctly and precisely identify the inconsistency. I submit that you are not, in fact, confused by what HeroBoy posted, but are simply chagrined by his inconsistent positions are you are merely pretending to be confused for dramatic effect. Also, your two…

No, that's an actual vagina. What you think are her arms are actually supposed to be legs; the "hands" are actually her feet. What you see as shoulders are supposed to be the knees, and there is severe foreshortening of the thighs as they recede into a large, protruding, and unkempt pudendum. (What you see as…

I didn't want to get shipped overseas to fight, so I just joined the Dream Police.

You never held it at the right angle.

Big Joey Heatherton fan, are you?

Alternative theory: the woman in the blue bandana is actually the person killing all the swimmers in Amity. The shark was just a patsy.

(Oops. Didn't realize the TMBG one was actually in there. Now I have to come up with an alternative joke.

It means "a group of four people."

You deprived me of the blissful joy of that moment when, suddenly, I'm not watching Blues Brothers 2000 anymore.

And that boy grew up to be…

For sprawling, urban mini-symphonies, give me "New York City Serenade" or "Incident on 57th Street" instead:

Yes, he's single-handedly spurring that Frankie Goes to Hollywood resurgence that you're seeing everywhere.

It's when at least 2/3 of an organization's female members are present, thus allowing binding votes to be taken on matters such as "what should we make for dinner tonight?" and "did Sheila gain weight? I think she gained some weight."

I like that. Has anyone done a "Friends"-minus-the friends video? Maybe just Gunther wiping tables at Central Perk, and then lots of shots of empty apartments and hallways?

You must be *this* tattooed to ride.

Banksy did a rock opera entitled "Newtopia Rising: Book 1: The Search for a New Utopia"?

That's his stage name. His real name is Flbdulubbulubdub.

So which IM member is going to play the little flute riff before we get down to the serious soul groove?