Once again, the Big Red No goes unused. Oh, AV Club of yore, where have you gone?

No, you're thinking of that movie about the redneck Australian guy who leaves his working class pals behind to become a competitive marathoner: Bogan's Run

TINS? No offense, but you kind of suck at acrostics.

I think I'll just wait until someone compiles them into a book and then I'll buy the audio version of it.

Sure, it's not 1985 right now. But who knows what tomorrow will bring?

I'm compelled to post the "Jim Steinman Trilogy" of literal-version videos:

Saint's Row IV used an endless loop of this as the soundtrack for a big chunk of the final mission. If you were terrible at the game, or even just took your time getting to the destination, you probably heard the intro and chorus repeated about a thousand times.

Aaaahh! Zombie Roger Ebert is back and is going to eat our brains, albeit fairly slowly.

It also violates the rule of "be as inconspicuous as possible when working the name of the movie into the theme song's lyrics." She needed to bury the stupid "thunderdome" reference somewhere in the middle of a line, not at the end of every chorus.

Ah, so you subscribe to the Roger Ebert Funny Hat Theory of Comedy (aka "Why 'The Jerk' Was a Bad Movie")

"Bustin' makes me feel good."

"Where Your Eyes Don't Go" for the tornado? Instead of, say, when she first meet a filthy scarecrow who waves his broomstick arms at her?

With your luck, you would've been Fallon's chair.

A bomb?!

Kind of like The B-Sharps.

That's because the other 7 wanted to avoid the $25 "turning into a giant cockroach" fee. It's only $20 if you turn into a giant cockroach at home, but a lot of time, you don't realize that you need to turn into a giant cockroach until you actually get to the airport.

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I thought it was letting us know that the body of French Catholics had finally resolved some complex doctrinal disputes arising out of the papacy of Pius VII.

Don't eat your butt! Then you won't have anywhere to sit!

Aw shucks. You guys are better at this than I am.