"Whatchoo' talkin' about, Willis?"

I was in favor of her murdering her annoying little brat. I was ambivalent about the dog.

You suck at making anagrams.

I could be Chiunque può farlo, but I'd still have to bum rides off people.

But worth more points in Scrabble.

Man, now I'm hungry for an Edith Pilaf.

E Street Shuffle. No question. "Sandy," "Rosalita," and "NYC Serenade," plus the groovy clavinet intro and false-ending breakdown on the title track. I can even find room in my heart for the off-key caterwauling of "Wild Billy's Circus Story" if I'm in the right mood.

Sounds like you've got a major Mongolian beef with it.

She Bangs - William Hung

That was just acting. She's really good at it. She's got a goddamn Oscar, you know.

She only has one leg in real-life, too. Try to pay a bit more attention.

I'm eagerly awaiting a "Coming Distractions" featuring the trailer for this movie.

I saw Kristen Schaal in a Safeway in Burbank, but that didn't make me like Safeway or their inadequate selection of cold cuts.

Re: Almost Famous. I just caught it again recently and it holds up pretty well. Hoffman is great, of course, as are Frances McDormand and Billy Crudup. Jason Lee's character suffers a bit just because it's hard to divorce him from Lee as Earl. Kate Hudson comes off pretty well for most of it — she only has a…

Annyong!

She's always had nice things to say about you.

"St. Anger" = shitty.
"Master" with shitty snare from "St. Anger" = shitty.
"Master" without shitty snare from "St. Anger" = nope, still shitty.

I know your mama she don't like me, 'cause I play in a rock and roll band that self-released an EP on Bandcamp and grossed about 8 grand and got some indie label attention and might even have a shot at a slot at SXSW next year.

Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about…

So did my "Guy Who Posts About Echidna Penises In Every Thread" novelty account, until Disqus banned it.