Admiral Akbar is pleased that you were even listening to him.

You're right. The Intellevision game was Astro Smash. Same first word, same short vowel sound in the second. The rest is lagniappe.

The map is not even remotely correct for Pac-Man, and there are only two ghosts. That's more akin to K.C. Munchkin for the Odyssey2.

How come you don't have the high score on the "Perfect Strangers" flash game, then? Huh? HUH?!

Live every day like it's Rex Manning Day.

Whaddaya wanna hear?

I thought it was Veruca Salt from the '70s Willy Wonka movie.

"Twin Guitar Harmony Attack Developments" is my favorite Allman Brothers fan newsletter.

It seems like it takes six years to listen to it all, so… probably.

When your job is destroying things that took weeks to build, being known as anything *other* than "One-Take" So and So is bad for the resume.

The Tool one was a wee bit of bullshit. I knew it only because it had a creepy little puppet video on MTV, not because anybody was playing Tool on the radio. The rest were mass-market pop hits of the decade, but that one was pretty niche.

Especially since Cass Elliott, Denny Doherty, and Zal Yanovsky are all dead. Let's see them try to negotiate extra back-end residuals without any functional jaw muscles!

But he did get an Executive Producer credit, so good for him.

I'm busy right now, Internet. Go show it to your father.

It's no "The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh."

Another new theory:

The worst is the guy from Crash Test Dummies. Starts telling you a story about a kid whose mom made him come home right after school. And then, just when things are about to turn ominous, he elides the gruesome bits with a mumbled "mmm mmm mmm mmm" like he's Karl from fucking "Sling Blade." Eerie.

Depends on what orifice you're having it in.

I love his baking soda, though. He should make, like, flavored ones.

And he writes it everyday.