That was the best episode of Impy and Chimpy that I've ever seen!

You bastards. I scrolled all the way through bullshit debates about abortion and McDonalds because I figured one of you would do the legwork and report to us about where Tony DeFranco is now. But nobody bothered, so I have to do it.

A few more:

From the description, I was kind of hoping that they'd be playing Fisher-Price guitars that just have a handful of little tinny pre-recorded riffs that play when you press the buttons.

No "poltergeist" ever mentioned.* And Zelda Rubenstein's big monologue gives a little exposition, but is mostly about setting a mood (we don't ever see any of the things she describes; it's mostly just emphasizing the idea of "it's spooky and dangerous in there" so the second act can have a climax).

No dude eating rotten chicken and then peeling his face off? Pass.

What are you welcoming me for? I've never been to Me.

Great question! You're a sharp cookie. You know, I remember a guy named Nathan Rabin who used to ask smart questions like that, too. Whatever happened to that guy? I know he went out to a Gathering of the Juggalos one time, but never came back. Gee, I hope something like that wouldn't happen to a smart little…

They might as well just say "we couldn't think of lyrics to put here."

You win this time, Internet! But I'll be back, and you'll rue the day…

I hope the undertaker adorns him with Raymond Burr's nipple rouge.

Fuck off and die, Internet!

Adequate job, internet treadmill drummer!

Excellent. "Bich" is Latin for generosity.

Quiet, Lisa! The dog is barking.

X had to be Xtapolapocetl, the big Olmec (not Aztec, Maggie!) stone head that Mr. Burns gave Bart at the end of "Blood Feud":

Well, that was certainly a thing that exists.

Lucky you. I bought an old space capsule from them and there was a dead, frozen dog inside.

toys from Mattel that emit one note

shirts.com, eh? With the graphic that long, it'll have to go on an XXXL shirt. Which, come to think of it, will probably be a little tight on the average Hobbit fan.