They should've started the video with a dog's butt.

Lucky you. For a couple of years there, we were stuck with Billy Joel's "This Is the Time," which, despite the arguably relevant chorus, is mostly about building demolition.

Weirdly enough, I have a soft spot for the George Burns version of "Fixing a Hole" because George tears. that. motherfucker. up.

Check out this remake I did of the scene using the same actors, props, and dialogue, but having the temperature in the studio be 2.5 degrees (F) colder than it was in the original. I think you'll agree, it really changes the way you think about the scene.

*sigh*

There is an interesting idea to play around with here, given that religion is often a search for the identity of one's creator and the purpose of that creation. In Futurama, robots are well aware of both the identity of their creator (Mom's Friendly Robot Company), and their purpose is clearly defined — hell, in most…

I am 50 years old and WTF is this? Why is he shouting so much?

Terrible haiku. D-.

^ That man never drank a vagina in his life.

ANNA KENDRICK = RAND AKIN NECK.

2 Pitch 2 Perfect.

Please let the premiere have a scene that takes place in the grocery store with RJ Mitte buying a box of cereal in the background.

Cabbage patchin' it up and down yo block, homes. Fo reals.

Thank the Shire Republicans for their tireless efforts to dismantle government regulations on arrow-manufacturing. If Shire Obama was around, that arrow would probably have to be made from recycled newspapers and pressed tofu.

Reply doubleplus ungood, refs unshows. Rewrite fullwise refs only Simpsons and Cops, upsub antefiling.

Everyone eats, baby, that's a fact.
But maybe everything you eat, one day comes back.
Lift the toilet lid, drop your pants and sit,
and watch that lasagna come out as …

It's actually true. He's got something on the order of 20/30 vision. It's just that his color differentiation is so terrible that every single color he sees looks like the exact same shade of black.

That's "Bambi vs. Godzilla," written, directed, produced, and animated by Marv Newland. Marv Newland produced by Mr. and Mrs. Newland.

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"American Woman" was written by a Canadian. "American Gods" was written by a Brit. "American Pie" was written by an asshole.