They're getting ready for Christmas by taking a piece of tinsel and putting it on the tree.

I'm disappointed. I thought this was a documentary about the guy who edited the kids' magazine from Scholastic in the '70s and '80s. Bummer.

I figured they did it just to mess with Billy Bob Thornton.

I really liked the Virginia Madsen character. IMDB tells me that Altman didn't really want it in there, but I quite liked her serving as a kind of Grim Reaper character for both people and the show itself. I'm a sucker for the "here's Death, coming for you, but he's going to be reflective and patient about it" types.

Coors responds by making a beer out of that crappy off-brand cereal that comes in huge plastic bags instead of a good old cardboard box.

On his dad's side, anyway. His mom was nothing special.

Like Joseph Stalin. And Ghandi.

I liked it better when Elvis did it.

Nope, he'll do the "I'm from Jersey! Are you from Jersey?" guy.

Almost immediately after I discovered the game, someone taught me about the hidden warp that takes you from, say, Level 1 to something like Level 6. So I'd stick my quarter in, do the warp, and then proceed to quickly lose all my lives at Level 6 because I didn't really understand how the game worked and Level 6 was…

Otis! My man!

Teti's Mom has got it goin' on!

Spoiler alert: he was actually God the whole time.

You assholes! You watched it too early!

The Aristocrats.

In the scene were the Blues Brothers have tricked the Nazis into going out to Wrigley Field, at that exact moment, Ferris Bueller and his friends are inside the stadium, watching a baseball game.

Melissa tiene una bolsa. Andy toca la guitarra.

I guess it's better than the sound of old T Rex.

I'm still not sure whether the first line of the chorus — "'Because everyone's your friend in New York City" — is supposed to be cynical (as it seems like it should be) or sincere (as befits the rest of the song).

2. Don't read this article.