They're not "mood meds." They're just vitamins. And when I don't take them, I want to stab things in the face. But not my precious little kitties, nooooooo! Mommy wuvs you all, num num nums!

C'mon, Todd. You missed a great opportunity for the "First, it was 'Xanadu'; now yet another Dimitra Arliss movie is getting the Broadway treatment…" hook. Her steely-eyed diner waitress/mob assassin was the *real* star of "The Sting."

For a second, I thought you said "Dawes," and I was wondering if we were still doing that.

Actually, the Gene story is $2.75. The Tina story is $1.60. The Linda story is $0.44, and you get the Bob story for free with the Linda story. The Louise story is $-0.82. The staples in the comic book cost $0.01 each when purchased in groups of 3. No substitutions or alterations, please.

That's Tina Fey? I thought Steve Burns from "Blues Clues" was finally coming back to t.v.!

Oh. My. God!

Just seeing the number 4 in your post made me shit myself.

For some reason, whenever I hear of this band, I think of that rap song they did that sampled Michael McDonald's "I Keep Forgetting."

Yep, like Sunday morning.

He needs to be an architect. Gimme a nice schmear of architect.

I choose to remember the hot Marge of flashbacks past.

Haunted House 2: House Haunteder

Maybe if you called them "extruded plastic dinguses," you'd sell more.

That word makes me uncomfortable.

Yep. She could probably kill playing a Grace Slick-type character.

Now that everybody loves me, I ain't got the time to listen to Cold Spring Harbor no more.

Did you eat Claire's panties for breakfast? 'Cause I was kind of saving them for my lunch.

I demand a recount. "Boogie" was undoubtedly one of the top words in the music of the 1970s.

Let me guess: the last scene is Joe reading a story to her toddler son, and we realize that it was all a dream. As the child falls asleep , we pan out only to discover . . . he's sleeping on the Whoring Bed!

Were is the other end of that tie-down strap? Doesn't seem to go over the back of the couch, nor down into the cushions. Is Lars resorting to CGI? Somebody call the Dogme Police.