I'm working on a new project: Garfield Without Everything Except the Backgrounds. It's got a very Mark Rothko-kind of vibe.

The Whoring Bed. Assuming Uma Thurman is done showing it to the children by now.

*oooh-AH!*

What a coincidence: Blackbeard said the exact same thing to me at a cocktail party last night. Verbatim, actually.

Can't he act and masturbate at the same time?

What Silver doesn't mention in the interview is that after it is revealed that the "Watchmen" are just made-up comic book characters in the real world, Gilliam would've pulled back to show us that the "real world" was just the interior of a toy snowglobe, held in the hand of an autistic boy. He would've then pulled…

Today I learned that Jay-Z records are prohibited west of the Mississippi. And that some little punk in Missouri managed to smuggle a few in, "Smokey and the Bandit"-style.

Can't be. If Yakkety Sax was actually playing, they'd be running around an outdoor garden trying to grope some busty women in nurse costumes.

Pitch:

"Somewhere, over the rainbow…

Don't forget "Black and White," another overhyped piece of garbage.

No Clerks: The Animated Series"? 6 episodes on ABC back in 1998 or so.

"Hello Seymour, Artie's uncle.
You have the same last name: Garfunkel."

The Wiki article misses one of the best mascot factoids: for the 1980 Winter Olympics in Lake Placid, organizers wanted to use a live raccoon, known locally as 'Rocky,' as the mascot. Unfortunately, about 9 months before the games, Rocky died, possibly of rabies. A graphic designer in town quickly whipped up a more…

The trailer is bad, but the movie is pretty solid. "Scenic Routes" did an analysis of one of its scenes, and that will give you a flavor for it.

Or — and I'm just spitballing here — we can all just go on with our lives.

I prefer "Free For All" over any of his other albums, but whatever.

But *I* had…

dominated by Charlotte Gainsbourg’s performance, as well as co-stars Christian Slater, Willem Dafoe, and Stellan Skarsgard

Wait, is this a gimmick "reposted commentary about 'Reality Bites'" account?