Was there a post-screening Q&A with the whoring bed?

Best button ever. Came out of nowhere, and was delivered beautifully. I was still laughing at it 15 minutes later.

+1 for the adding the "Eminence Front" sample. -2 for scrapping the "Back Door Santa" sample. Can't we all just get along?

Why does everybody have to be such a hater? Can't the guy just have a little peace?

Oh no! That's two fewer hours of Sting, Whitney Houston, and Richard Marx videos every week!

Who the fuck is Schwartzenegger? What happened to Ranier Wolfcastle? And since when does Jay Sherman say "reprehensible"? Boy, I really hope someone got fired for that blunder.

This is just to say

I plan on retaining the ancestors of Lewis and Clark to mount a perilous expedition to the bottom of the page and report back how far it goes.

Dammit, Marie! They're minerals, not rocks!

Good for him. For a while, he seemed trapped in a haircut he no longer believed in.

That's not a gorilla suit. She just doesn't shave that often.

I applaud your use of the imperative mood. As you command, I shall still not like him.

I downvoted your second comment in an attempt to try to make the scores for it into the mirror image of your first one. Having them be entirely symmetrical, yet reversed, would please me greatly.

The Tomorrow People (The CW, 9 p.m.):
Rowan Kaiser checks out the latest episode of this show, and we
contemplate dropping in on the show once per month. Is that something
you guys would be interested in? Does it sound like the future of TV criticism to you? Because we will probably do it.

If you buy the 15-disc set, you get a bonus disc with all the pieces of legislation that he authored. "V-Chip Act" seems pretty tame these days, but his duet with Orrin Hatch on "Balanced Budget Amendment" still seems ahead of its time.

Disagree. Much like your Mom and your pillowcase full of mini-Snickers bars, NBC is making sure that we don't gorge ourselves on too much sugary Halloween goodness in the first few days of November. Too many times, NBC has watched us scarf down every Halloween episode we got, and by Thanksgiving, we're like junkies…

Did someone say "Joe Vs. The Volcano" cake?

"Happy Endings" parents took it up to live with its aunt and uncle on their big farm upstate.  It'll get to frolic around with "Better Off Ted" and "Wonderfalls" and a bunch of other tv shows and have all kinds of fun adventures.  You can even go up there and visit it whenever you want, although your Mom and I will…

"Cast Away" would've been a better movie if, instead of a volleyball, his island companion was The Big Red No.

I think that the pursuit of flawless takes has a self-fulfilling effect, though.  By engineering just about any extraneous bit of business out of a scene, directors have trained audiences to expect that everything an actor does is somehow important.  Now, if an actor drops a prop or misses a mark, audiences are…