To be fair, almost all t.v. writers are in that position to some extent.  Vince Gilligan has said that at the time they filmed the flash-forward that opened this season (Walt with the machine gun in the car and New Hampshire plates on it), they hadn't yet figured out how the show was going to end or what Walt was…

¿Dónde está Walter más joven?  ¿Está en desayuno?

Bastard.  If not for you, Walt would've had two DVDs to watch.

1. The tortise.
I'll waive my remaining choices.

That they have Marfan Syndrome?

I hear it every once in a while.  Barlow's complaints are mostly valid — there's a lot of cheese in the production and the lyrics are asinine.

Wendy, here's a little nip of Bushmills to wash the taste of Jesse's splooge out of your chancre-riddled whore mouth!

A word of advice: don't get a memory foam mattress for your whoring bed.  It will never let you forget.

Actually, Gary Burghoff does have a deformity of his left hand, and did carry around a clipboard all the time to conceal it.  In this respect, "Freaks and Geeks" should be properly classified as a documentary.

You would explain to him that the player in the red is about to be penalized for not releasing the ball while on the ground, and thus, the green team will be awarded a free kick.

George Bluth fox at 1:57
Lindsay Bluth fox at 2:04.

Here are some words that rhyme with Corey:

RECEPTIONIST: Columbia Pictures.  How may I direct your call?

SensitiveSethPutnam: Metal face!

My mom wants me to boycott it because some derpy e-mail told her that Jane Fonda plays Nancy Reagan in it.  I'm still not sure if the outrage is over Fonda's Vietnam antics from half a century ago, or outrage that an avowed liberal is playing the exalted wife of our most saintly President (I guess Janine Turner and Bo…

I'm adapting "Ken Burns' National Parks: America's Best Idea" into a Broadway musical.  Staring Camryn Manheim as Half-Dome.

Ah yes.  Yet another movie where, to the intended audience (i.e. 20-year olds), the villain is the evil corporate guy who tries to stifle the heroes' self-expression and force them to conform to something they don't want to be.  To a slightly more mature audience, however, the evil corporate guy is pretty reasonable…

No, but every season, they fire 90% of the cast and re-tool it to be something else entirely.  As of June 2014, The Millers will be a decorating-themed reality competition hosted by Margo Martindale, and in 2015, The Millers will be a series of infomercials where an unknown actress who played a waitress in one episode…

The hugs he gave would be far less satisfying.

1:52:  mashed potatoes.